November 29, 2006

He's Setting Us Back 15 Years


I hate Tyler Hansbrough! It's not because he plays for UNC. It's not even because it is so god damn annoying to hear Dickie V lick his nuts. It's because he plays so white, he might as well wear Richard Simmons shorts and have a Danny Ferry tatoo on his arm. What the hell is this fundamental shit that he is doing. No one plays like that anymore, it's not fun to watch. I'm ok with the white-guy-who-can-shoot stereo type, but can we really handle the big-man-white-guy-who-looks-like-he-can't-read? Someone please kill him, just for me. Danny Ferry set us back in the 90's, now Hansbrough is doing the same today. I hate you Mr. Hansbrough.

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